I’ll Take Jude’s Word for It

Jude, like most children, enjoys eating his boogers.  He calls them, “slimy, but good.”  I figure he’ll grow out of it so I don’t really give him a hard time about it.  I’ve never heard of kids eating eye boogers, but I guess Jude gave it a try.  He told me, “Eye boogers look like boogers but they taste like ear wax.  So, never eat eye boogers.”  I think I’ll take his word for it.