Notable Quotable from My Mom

I grabbed a sheet of paper from a legal pad that I hadn’t used for 5 months.  I found a quote I had scribbled down that my mom said that had really got me laughing.  She told me several months ago when she heard I had been using socks only on my treadmill desk for miles and miles many days, “Anyone with half a brain knows that you don’t have half a brain!”  I reminded her that the athletes in the original Olympic games in Greece competed completely naked, including naked feet.  What could she say then.