Argentina Butt Face

So, today Jude randomly started calling himself “Argentina Butt Face.”  I expressed my confusion as to why he’d want to give himself such a crazy name.  He said that he’d show me why and said that Argentina Butt Face first smacks you in the butt and then in the face.  Jude (who has an impressive power of persuasion) then convinced his brothers they needed to purchase from him the right to call themselves Argentina Butt Face.  Levi offered $5 for the right to call himself “Argentina Butt Face.”  Asher offered up $100.  Then Jude spent the entire ride to karate convincing Asher that $100 wasn’t really enough for the right to use a name that cool and he talked Asher into paying him $400,000, which Jude warned him he would be paying for the rest of his life.  This was all in spite of the fact that I warned Asher that Jude didn’t have a trademark on the name and was totally scamming him.