Jude’s Bathroom Issues

This is mostly blackmail material for when he’s a teenager, in case he gets out of control.

This is almost a daily occurrence. Jude disappears for a while, and then I hear the following screams:
(Note that the audio player works in Firefox 3.5+, Chrome 3.0+, Safari 3.0+, and Opera 10.5+. It will work in Internet Explorer 9 when IE 9 comes out, but does not work in IE 8 )

In case you can’t understand what he’s saying:

Jude:
Wipe my butt please!
Wipe my butt please!
Wipe my butt please!
WIPE…MY…BUTT…PLEASE!!!
Andy:
What?
Jude:
Wipe my butt please, I went pee and poop.

What can I say, at least he’s polite enough to say please!