On a recent airplane ride, Jude dropped part of his hot dog on the ground. I was sitting with Asher on my lap so I told Jude to pick it up. Jude looked up and saw that the seat belt light was on. He said, “I don’t want to suffer” (a fancy way of saying he didn’t want to get hurt or a really fancy way of saying that he was too lazy to pick up the hot dog and wanted me to do it). I told him that the flight attendants were walking around. He countered with, “But they are professionals.” I ended up picking up the hot dog. Score: Jude: 1. Mommy: None.