So, today Jude randomly started calling himself “Argentina Butt Face.” Â I expressed my confusion as to why he’d want to give himself such a crazy name. Â He said that he’d show me why and said that Argentina Butt Face first smacks you in the butt and then in the face. Â Jude (who has an impressive power of persuasion) then convinced his brothers they needed to purchase from him the right to call themselves Argentina Butt Face. Â Levi offered $5 for the right to call himself “Argentina Butt Face.” Â Asher offered up $100. Â Then Jude spent the entire ride to karate convincing Asher that $100 wasn’t really enough for the right to use a name that cool and he talked Asher into paying him $400,000, which Jude warned him he would be paying for the rest of his life. Â This was all in spite of the fact that I warned Asher that Jude didn’t have a trademark on the name and was totally scamming him.