Quotes of the Day

Jude (age 13) to me: “You are a lawyer, but I’m a better lawyer.” Abby (age 4-3/4) to me: “You are so cute; I’m going to keep you forever!” Levi (age 9) to me: “Isn’t that blackmail?” Abby (age 4-3/4) to me: “I wish I could marry Asher, but God won’t allow it.”

Quotes of the Day

Me to Jude when seeing him eating Nutella straight out of the container: “I didn’t buy that Nutella so that you could eat it straight out of the container.  I bought it so that I could eat it straight out of the container!” Jude’s response to me:  “You are such a hypocrite!”