Author Archives: Jessica

“Stop talking, Levi.  Let me tell you something.  Jesus is God.”

To me about our sometimes earlier bedtime now that I’m pregnant:  “Why do we have to go to bed at 9 like normal people?  I thought you said you hate normal.  Huh?  Huh?  Huh?

To me:  “So, if I trip you, your tummy will crack open and then the baby will come out?”

“Sometimes when I eat ice cream or I don’t eat ice cream, I get hiccups.”

To some random lady walking in the karate parking lot about me: “There’s a baby in her.  That sticking out thing is a baby.”

To me:  “Did you know that sometimes I go potty and don’t wash my hands?”

I asked Levi if he would get my cell phone that was in the office (i.e., Andy’s room piled high with junk).  He indicated that he wasn’t able to saying, “My Dad said I can’t touch anything but carpet in there.”

Jude: “My mom’s expecting!” Jude talking for his future audience: “A boy or girl?” Jude: “A phone call.”

“Is it illegal to kiss before you marry?”

Asher: “I want to kiss your whole entire lip.” Me: Bust out laughing. Asher: “Is that my quote of the day?”