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Jude’s Quote of the Day
While crying, “Why can’t you be like a normal mom and let us watch English TV?”
Jude, the Future Union Boss
So, Jude did his summer math for 5 minutes and then whined about wanting a break. Â Andy said, “You’re going to be a union boss someday and they’re going to love you. Â You’re going to flip things so that instead of getting a 10 minute break after 4 hours of work, you’ll have everyone doing …
In Abby News
This just in by email from Andy at 1:45 p.m., “Abby had her messiest, most explosive diaper ever today. Her clothes are soaking in the laundry room sink.”
Declaration of Independents [Sic]
Jude attempted to declare independence by drafting and presenting us with this typewritten list. Declaration of independents (For kids) Kids should get as much candy as they want because if they do eat too much they will get overweight and learn the consequences. Kids should get as much TV as they want because if they …
Asher’s Quotes of the Day
“You’re the prettiest mom in the world.” “I can kiss you every day and I kiss you every day.”
Update on Abby
Abby is already 6 months old. She’s ridiculously cute and has been keeping busy. She went on her first airplane ride to Nashville earlier this month with Andy and me for a work trip. Her behavior was impeccable, as expected and as usual. She has started rolling as a means of travel. The boys need to …
Jude’s Quote of the Day
To Levi, “There is scientific evidence that zombies already rule the Earth.”
Asher’s Quote of the Day
To me: “You’re so pretty I don’t want to stop hugging you.”
Dangers of a Stay-At-Home Dad
So, Jude’s made it clear he wants to be like Andy when he grows up and not have a job. Â Now Levi horrified me this morning by saying the same thing. Â He was saying he should get access to his college savings funds because he wasn’t going to college. Â He said he didn’t need to …