So, Abby is practically perfect. Â Really, truly. Â She barely ever cries. Â She is just a delight. Â And, until this morning she would just stay right where you put her. Â But, that may be changing. Â This morning, I set her down on the bathroom run on her tummy so I could pee. Â She flipped over as …
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Levi’s Quote of the Day
“If you had a time machine and you went back in time and gathered up people and then went back in your time and then you brought them back to their time would you get erased from existence?”
Hot Dog!
So, Jude was telling me tonight that there are 3 kinds of hot dogs. AÂ hot dog that you eat. A hot dog that is a dog that was out in the warm sun. A hot dog that is in a fashion show because, “Doesn’t ‘hot’ mean pretty?” (I’m not sure that I like my new …
Job Flexibility
I firmly believe that flexibility is one of the biggest benefits of my job. But, I like to joke with friends of mine who are in the industry that it’s so flexible that I can work evenings, weekends, holidays…
Asher’s Quote of the Day
“When I kiss Abby on the lips, it’s like I marry her.”
Love Letter from Levi
Jude is 9 and has no interest in girls. Â A girl to him is just a long-haired boy. Â I’d like to keep it that way. Â That’s why I was surprised when I learned that Jude had left a note in the 8 year old neighbor girl’s mailbox asking her to marry him. Â The note reads …
Frosted Flakes Ban
I got a very animated call from Andy on my way to work this morning.  The boys decided they all wanted dry Frosted Flakes this morning, but apparently were getting more of them on the floor than in their mouths.  There were more heaping bowls than boys because as soon as a boy walked away from …
Jude’s Quote of the Day
To me: “How old are you anyway? Â 39? Â 49?”
Warning to Jude’s Future Wife
Tonight Jude was following me around like a little shadow so I had him help me carry down a laundry basket and then was teaching him how to do the laundry. He was very into helping but said, “I’m not even going to do this job when I get older. I’m going to delegate it …
Warning to My Boys’ Future Wives
Me: “Levi, can you get me my work bag?” Levi: “I’m going to let my wife do all the work cuz I don’t want to work.” Me: “Is your wife going to want to marry you if you’re going to make her do all the work?” Jude: Don’t tell her that, Levi. Â Dad got away …