Jude: “Mom! Â Asher threw up and then he thought it looked gross so he spit on it. Â Now he’s standing on it so no one sees it.” Me: “Okay. Let me go deal with this throw up, spit on it, stand on it situation.”
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Jude’s Quote of the Day
“You’re the best mom ever. Also the prettiest. Cuz have you ever seen a mom prettier than you?” (Ahhhh! What a sweetie!)
No Soliciting! And, that applies to you too, Boy Scout!
So, a downside to the fancy glass front door that Andy installed recently became apparent last night. I was strolling down the stairs that face the front door in my skin tight black maternity leggings, with cozy, oversized zebra-patterned maternity shirt (an ensemble not fit for public view) when I stopped dead in my tracks, …
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Most Likely
You’d maybe think the 3 Olson boys would just be clones of each other. While in some cases it’s true, they are very much different. Here’s some things that se them apart from each other: Most likely to turn the other cheek when a brother is mistreating him — Levi Most likely to bully his …
Asher’s Quote of the Day
“The baby is my princess baby sister.”
Argentina Butt Face
So, today Jude randomly started calling himself “Argentina Butt Face.” Â I expressed my confusion as to why he’d want to give himself such a crazy name. Â He said that he’d show me why and said that Argentina Butt Face first smacks you in the butt and then in the face. Â Jude (who has an impressive …
Asher’s Quote of the Day
To me: “Your heart’s not beeping, but you are still alive.”
Update on Baby
Baby is doing good and scheduled to come out in 50 some days. Â I had to stop by the Practice Group Managing Partner’s office to let him know my plans for leave. Â I walked in there decked out in standard maternity garb and just assumed, since I’ve not made myself a stranger around the office …
Andy’s Quote of the Day
“The one thing I don’t like about watching “The Flash” is that the boys have to spend the next hour afterwards pretending that they can run faster than the speed of light.”
Countdown til Baby
This pregnancy is flying by. Â I’ve been so busy with work and so stressed out generally that I haven’t been able to really think about it. Â Andy has been replacing the carpeting with hardwood floors, but as a result, the house is a complete disaster zone since no one cleans it. Â I don’t have time …