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Asher to me:  “Do you want a super spider man squeezy hug?  I made up that!  My daddy said that a super spider man squeezy hug is almost as good as bat man hugs.”

“I added kosher salt to water and made lemonade!”

“So you use Gorilla Tape to trap a gorilla and “duck tape” to trap a duck?

To me: “Can I see the hole that you pee out of?”  (Uh, no.)

I almost envy the days of 40 years ago when pregnant women didn’t have ultrasounds and literally had no information about the baby until the baby popped out.  That was the case when my mom had us kids.  She knew nothing and thus really had nothing to worry about.  Now we know everything.  We know …

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So, while I was writing my last post, Jude was crying, devastated about his really lost tooth.  He said, “Levi, when was the last time you saw my tooth?”  Levi bent down and plucked something white from the carpeting and said, “Is this it?”  That changed the mood around here real quick.  Jude’s happy, Levi’s …

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Jude lost a tooth today.  And, by that, I mean he REALLY lost it.  It was his 5th lost tooth.  A nice, white, shiny one.  Because of its shiny state, it would have been worth a cool $2, if he could only find it.  But, it’s REALLY lost.  I told him earlier to put it in a …

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“Can’t Mom pee without a posse?”

“I’m planning something.  I just don’t know what I’m planning.”

“Are you parenting these kids?”