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“Is it a girl or a kid?”

“My favorite part will be when he starts kicking you.”

“Why’s it called ‘Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid?’”

Jude, pointing to my stomach, ” Is that fatness or is there a baby in there?” Me to Jude, “I don’t know but I hope it’s a baby in there.”

“In a little bit, I’ll get married with a girl.”

“Mommy, I get why I don’t like ham, but I don’t get why you don’t like cheesecake.”

“Sometimes Daddy and I kiss you.  Sometimes Daddy and I hold you…cuz you’re our pretty girl.”

To me about my work bag that I haul with to all his activities: “Do most moms have a large pouch that they carry all around with them?”  I then told him about a concept foreign to him — the purse — and said that most moms carry a purse and that I just carry …

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To me: “So when I’m 35, will you be my grandma?”

To me: “The bad news is that you lost a 7 year old.  The good news is that you won an 8 year old.”  Happy belated birthday to Jude!