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Jude’s Quotes of the Day
When telling me about a deal he was negotiating adverse to Ivan, Katie and Phil to exchange books for beyblades, “I need to mooch myself a better deal. Â I’m a son of a lawyer so I can do it.” When driving to Fargo this weekend — Jude said, “How much longer?” Andy: “I can’t wait …
Asher’s Quote of the Day
“For my Happy Mother’s Day for you I’m going to give you some money and a hug.”
If You Give a Pig some Popcorn
If You Give a Pig some Popcorn By Levi Olson If you give a pig some popcorn, he’ll ask for some water. When you give him the water, he’ll think of swimming. He’ll want you to bring him to the downtown swimming pool. When you bring him there, he’ll want a towel. When you give …
Abby’s on a Roll
So, Abby is practically perfect. Â Really, truly. Â She barely ever cries. Â She is just a delight. Â And, until this morning she would just stay right where you put her. Â But, that may be changing. Â This morning, I set her down on the bathroom run on her tummy so I could pee. Â She flipped over as …
Levi’s Quote of the Day
“If you had a time machine and you went back in time and gathered up people and then went back in your time and then you brought them back to their time would you get erased from existence?”
Hot Dog!
So, Jude was telling me tonight that there are 3 kinds of hot dogs. AÂ hot dog that you eat. A hot dog that is a dog that was out in the warm sun. A hot dog that is in a fashion show because, “Doesn’t ‘hot’ mean pretty?” (I’m not sure that I like my new …
Job Flexibility
I firmly believe that flexibility is one of the biggest benefits of my job. But, I like to joke with friends of mine who are in the industry that it’s so flexible that I can work evenings, weekends, holidays…
Asher’s Quote of the Day
“When I kiss Abby on the lips, it’s like I marry her.”
Love Letter from Levi
Jude is 9 and has no interest in girls. Â A girl to him is just a long-haired boy. Â I’d like to keep it that way. Â That’s why I was surprised when I learned that Jude had left a note in the 8 year old neighbor girl’s mailbox asking her to marry him. Â The note reads …