Declaration of Independents [Sic]

Jude attempted to declare independence by drafting and presenting us with this typewritten list.

Declaration of independents (For kids)

  1. Kids should get as much candy as they want because if they do eat too much they will get overweight and learn the consequences.
  1. Kids should get as much TV as they want because if they do watch too much they will get that time fly’s and learn the consequences.
  1. Kids should get as much game time as they want because if they do play too much they will get that time fly’s and learn the consequences.