Last night the boys and I played some fooseball. It was me and Levi versus Jude and Asher. Surprisingly, Asher and I are the best players. But, Levi and I handily won every game. Highlights were:
- The boys declaring “dead ball” and grabbing it repeatedly even when it wasn’t dead.
- Levi laughing so much that he said, “Always when I laugh, I pee.”
- Asher noticing that one of the plastic fooseball players is missing paint on his head and saying in all seriousness, “This guy has a brain tumor.” (He also said that after Jude’s last hair cut when his scar/bald spots were on display.)
- Jude crying uncontrollably for 30 minutes afterwards since I didn’t let him win. Then at one point he asked me, “Why am I crying again?”