Jude’s Quotes of the Day

1.  To me when I caught him wheeling his brothers around in a giant Sam’s Club cart and crashing into stuff:  “That’s why you should never leave me alone.  Because it only takes me a few seconds to come up with something [destructive to do].”

2.  “How hot is the sun?”  When I responded about how hot it is, he commented appropriately, “Maybe that’s why it’s so high up.”

3.  To someone in the house who overheard Levi describing in German what button he was going to pick in the elevator (“eins”/one): “We have friends in Germany.  We are experts in German.”