“Sometimes I make friends that I only play with for like one day.” [My reaction — how sad is that? Jude just lives to play with other kids. It makes me wonder if we’re doing the wrong thing by homeschooling him since I know he’d love to be with kids. At least he has his brothers.]
His reaction to a large chocolate race car that our friends from Germany sent: “Nummy. I wish it wasn’t hollow.”
His reaction to learning that one of the parts of his shoe is called a “tongue”:  “Ha! It’s licking my foot.”