What to Call Us

My full name is “Andrew Mark Olson.” But, I have a strong preferrence to being called Andy rather than Andrew. Jessica’s full name is “Jessica Jeanne Forbes.” If in doubt, call her “Jessica.” However, you can call her something other than “Jessica” in the following circumstances:

1. If you are one of her good friends or her close family members, she likes it when you call her “Jess.”
2. She doesn’t like the name “Jessi,” but all of her mom’s side of the family, especially her Grandma Proper can call her “Jessi.”
3. If you are her sister Katie, you are free to call Jessica “Sisterbrain,” “SB,” “Scooter,” “Dude,” or “Dudette.”
4. If you are her mom, you can call her “Jelly.”
5. If you are her friend Jennbo, you can call her “Jessbo.”
6. I’m allowed to call her Darling, Babe, Sweetheart, Gorgeous, or (situation permitting) Dorker